YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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