I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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