I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize