WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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