Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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