Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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