me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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