Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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