I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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