3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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