he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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