id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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