I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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