I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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