He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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