If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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