Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have fence marks all over my body
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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