I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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