I can tuck mytits in my pants
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize