The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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