Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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