I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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