Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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