no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Randomize
