drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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