That's when you crack a 10am beer
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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