I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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