Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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