You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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