It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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