You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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