You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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