Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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