Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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