That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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