Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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it's like heaven, but drunker
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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