I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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