How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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