Im at strip club and am horny
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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