let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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