I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.