I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?