I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..