piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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