So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.