Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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