Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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