I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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