I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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