There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Come see our sink grown plant.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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