I got chris browned last night
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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