It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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