Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
we have pet lesbian snakes
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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