I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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