I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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