the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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