I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
