I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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